Thursday, May 26, 2005

No jury would convict me

(Maariv. Last night)

DovBear: Yesterday I bought that Rabbis new book...

Dolt: Sefer

DovBear: Huh? Yeah that's what I said...

Dolt:(grinning like he's the cleverest person alive now that Ben Franklin is dead) No, you said book. It's a sefer.

DovBear: Tov. Ata rotze l'daber ivrit? Nidaber ivrit. Yallah.

Dolt: Huh? You think I speak Hebrew? Do I look modern to you?